I have been getting quite the outpour of individuals wondering what has happened to Me….

The answer… REAL LIFE!

Yeah, unfortunately the powers that be have made My life a bit more complex and if there was any other way for me to find another 4 more hours to put into my day JUST so I could find time to let My hair down and play a bit more I would!  Damn it!  I am QUEEN and I want My days to be longer so that My toys and pets can

• Lick My Boots
• Bath Me
• Take a good lashing
• Be Tormented
• Serve me
• and sooooo much more…

But, hopefully this will all soon come down to a slow dull roar.  With the economy what it is… I am truly hoping that no matter who ends up in that big friggin house on the hill in November, that SOMETHING happens quickly!

So, meanwhile, if you are looking for some of My time… Schedule it.  It becomes something I look forward to and it keeps you honest!

Some like surprises, some don’t.  I love giving them!  My actual course of ideals and control makes My life a flowing spring  that has only a few rocks and bumps to easily over come.  Yeah like we all believe that!

Lately, My surprises have been kept to a bare minimum, but have only been occasionally disrupted by a rude bystander or a potential client who finds My availability to be ok at that moment and time.  Rudness and occasional beyond-fantastic pervert crosses My path and contacts Me wanting something for nothing.

Imagine their surprise when I dictate otherwise!

One of My most regular clients always is there to take direction and even if he feels he may not do it to My satisfaction, he at least trys.  That is sometimes all a Woman could ask for.

Here is what he says about his endeavors with Me:

i have been very fortunate to be allowed to serve and obey the Wonderful Lady Velvet Noir. once i had the pleasure of following Her every command i was allowed a release. this gave me brief enjoyment, but nothing compared to splendor of obeying my wonderful new Mistress. i have never served such a Wonderous and Understanding Lady. She listened sooooo well to my needs and showed it in the way She used and controlled me. i now know i need look no further for the One i wish to serve forever. She listens like no one i have ever met before, and so She now owns all the parts of me She wishes to control. my search is over and i know i am home. thank You Mistress.

he has shown such a need for the attention he does get.  There is just something very satisfying knowing that I am able to give and take all in one swoop of passion and need.

After all, isn’t that what surprises are?  The inadvertent need for something and the idea of someone close to you having the passion to make you smile…

As I said before, I love giving surprises…

I just recently noticed that the Las Vegas Fetish and Fantasy Ball has another new venue opening up this year. Tampa, watch out, here we come!

I haven’t missed by one ball in almost 10 years of attending it. It’s random venues and attempts to have some extended events have always had troubles (Katrina squashed the New Orleans venture) but this time, I am whole heartedly excited about seeing Tampa, Florida get this crazy crowd in a bit more risque fashion than what they bargained for!

Las Vegas has definitely placed itself in a the “non-Sin City” category as the restrictions for dress, attire and activities have affected and slowly started to take the Party-Pooper syndrome to a whole new high. It seems though, that Tampa has not felt the flamboyant crowds that dawn anonymity masks and come out to show more skin than most Nip and Tuck doctors would see in a lifetime. I imagine that after this year, they too will start to enhance their decency laws and city statutes just like Vegas did.

The entertainment that visits our Vegas Ball will also be attending the Tampa Ball, giving a mirror image for what fun and fetish provides to the Sin City with some added new faces of Gothic, morbid and unusual entertainment. I will be excited to see what happens and will be excited to see more cohorts in crime weather they just be voyeurs, fetish lovers, submissive souls or Dominate Diva’s.

To check out more about the dates, and information, check out the website at: www.halloweenball.com

Meanwhile, to find out if I will be in attendance check back at my site at: www.ladyvelvetnoir.com

Maybe one or two of my lucky callers will be allowed to escort me through the halls of revelers and partiers!

Sometimes you just need that break in the week that breaks up the first part of it and the last part.  I found My break.  In fact,  think I broke My new toy!

Needing to curb the craving of a red ass high in the air begging for some more strikes of My whip, I dressed myself in my Sunday best.  Although I can’t imagine that my Sunday best would be allowed in any church courtyard.  I could just picture the Reverend staring down my cleavage and his wife mumbling ‘Harlot’ under her breath from the front pew as the bulg in her husbands pants continued to grow. Knowing she had no control over it, and that he would keep the sermon short for obvious reasons was shear delight in My eyes.  But that would be another fun endeavor….

I dressed in my best and strutted out to another Hole-in-the-Wall pub on the opposite side of town.  I was sure that I wouldn’t bump into anyone that knew me there, and if it was a dark enough bar, not many would even know the torment that I was thinking with a sly and evil look on my face.

I drove across town plotting, planning and smiling the entire way.  I grew more excited knowing that some poor sap would end up at My hands that night and he wouldn’t be expecting that his ego would get todded down a touch.

Arriving at a grungy looking shack that sat back off the street, I closed, locked up the car, and in turn clacked My way into the Bar in my 4″ stilletos and Cuban silk stalkings.  The back light that escorted me into this dank bar kept many from seeing my details and most didn’t pay much heed until I walked past and My perfume emanated into the room.  I actually found this quite amusing, considering I was not wearing a typical perfume.  I enjoy oils and so it was a custom blend that was given to Me by one of My favorite boy toys (thank you bitchboy I still wear it*winks*).

Heads turned and they noise in the room died down as their eyes adjusted to the dim lighting and My heels continued to clack across the cement floor to a stool at the back ind of the bar.  I knew, as this is a typical place, that before I sat down, the bartender was providing me with a drink courtesy of someone at the bar or even themselves.

“Merlot,” I requested.

I lit up a cigarette and watched the TV in front of Me, complete dis concerned with what was actually on it. It took only about 5 minutes before I was approached.  I smelled the leather before it even got to Me and his boots thudded against the floor cause the vibration to tantalize Me through the bar stool.

“You look a bit out of place young lady,” a deep voice uttered as he took seat next to Me.

I didn’t turn My head, but answered with My quippy sense of humor, “and you look over dressed.  But if you were undressed, you be much more out of place here than you would be in My chambers.”

Taking a long draw on my cigarette and sipping My wine, I heard him chuckle to himself. “A smart woman who knows what she wants, intriguing and unusual.”

I looked over and give him a quirky sly grin. “You have NO idea,” and returned to watching what played in front of me on the TV.

“Can I buy You a drink, ” he asked.

“No,” I snapped.

His shocked looked was amusing and in turn the hand that ran free from My cigarette found his crotch and squeezed aggressively.  He jumped and I chuckled keeping a firm hold on the family jewels.  “You can follow Me though.”

“Where to?” he asked.

“Either you will or you won’t.  If you do, then know I will turn your world upside down, if you don’t know that you will always question yourself and wonder what you missed.”

I crushed out my cigarette, and sipped down the rest of the wine.  I chuckled to myself and looked at My watch.  I thought to Myself, “15 minutes, not a bad record for getting a blind puppy dog to follow Me to My heaven and their hell.”

Grabbing my hand bag and sliding from the stool, My heels started down the aisle and behind me, the boots of a biker and His leather jacket followed very close behind Me to the parking lot.  I knew I had what I needed to curb the hunger and the craving to get Me through the rest of the week.

A new toy to play with, and the evening had just started.

Being an animal lover, especially dogs, my home has lacked that companionship for quite sometime after losing my last beautiful dog to cancer. The house and office were both quite as My animals always travel with me, from home, work and even sometimes play, providing a wonderful sense of security even in the most awkward and threatening of positions.

Today though, was a day in which I didn’t expect. Traveling in and out of my local animal shelters, I came face to face with the most beautiful, and unbelievable animal. My newest family member now weighs in a 150 pounds (and is ‘underweight’ according to my vet) and should weigh at least another 25 pounds or more! He has found himself welcomed, loved and comfortable in his new home, and now I, feel like my life is just a bit more fulfilling by offering this beautiful dog a wonderful home and unconditional love.

His breed (and he is full blooded) can go for as much 2K for a puppy, but believe it or not, I rescued this one for under a C note. I have truthfully wondered why anyone would put an animal like this into the pound. My travels through the overcrowded conditions of the shelters gave me more than one tear to stream down my cheek and if there is anything that I URGE everyone to do is to shut down the puppy mills, the irresponsible owners who don’t fix their dogs, and go find your local shelter and ADOPT!

Our shelters here are filled with not only dogs and cats, but hamster, rats, tons of bunnies, peacocks, pigs and chickens… not to mention other exotic animals. Please, reconsider buying from a pet store and in turn please visit your local shelter. One less animal in there makes a warm and loving home somewhere else. Give them ALL a chance! I have rescued everyone of my animals, and they have been the most rewarding companions ever!

Visit the local pages below to find where you can give a loving home to a beautiful animal or to donate to help keep the shelters comfortable and clean:

http://www.aspca.org

http://www.canines.com/

http://www.novoiceunheard.org/

http://www.akc.org/

Now, back to our regularly scheduled kink!

Cum visit me at www.ladyvelvetnoir.com

After a long vacation and putting some efforts into a really long process of helping out another business, I now have another billing option for both my callers AND my members. Today, I officially launch both of them and have officially become part of www.SluttyPhoneGirls.com. I highly recommend checking out the other ladies online there too. They are pretty amazing and some are definitely worth contacting for appointments if you don’t see them online.

As some of my callers know, I do prefer making appointments myself because then we have all the time to talk and get down and dirty together, but I am definitely up for those last minute calls too.

For now, I have tons to talk about regarding my vacation and so much more to discuss as time goes!

Look forward to hearing from my naughty boys again!

Good morning dear readers!

Please make sure you take note of my new number! 877-758-8969

Also, after some difficulty with the new payment processing system, the bugs have been worked out! Sorry for the inconvenience to those who I was out of touch! A big thank you to those who pointed out the problem, but it has been resolved.

So, I look forward to hearing from you all again. And don’t forget the new Membership and Video On Demand area’s as well!

Come visit me at www.LadyVelvetNoir.com

There isn’t a day that doesn’t go buy where an application to serve, or what I call a ‘petition’ doesn’t come across my desk. Normally, I see very few applicants that come close to meeting the criteria of serving Me, and as a rule of thumb, most don’t get past the first 5 items on my list. So, after thinking a bit, I thought I would give a general guideline as to what most Fem Doms/Mistresses’ expect and then from there, you can determine if you are going to get your foot through the front door.

Every week, I get dozens of applications, inquiries and offers from men who want to apply to real time slave or submissive sissy service for me. This is my basic check list for new applicants who want to apply for such positions. You can use this criteria as a guideline to apply to most any Mistress or Goddess of your choosing.

1. Address
   • When first addressing Her, make sure you use Caps on any item referring to “Her, She, Mistress, Lady etc” Once you have received direction on what to call Her, then make sure you never forgo those caps.
   • Spelling of the name is crucial, so when in doubt, double check before you send that email/letter!
   • Make sure when addressing Her, that your name is lowered in caps including ‘i’ and even the letters of your first name.
2. Letter Content
   • Make sure your letter is personal and not some form you filled in. The time you put into your words will actually be welcomed and embraced.
   • Details are very crucial when writing. As much about yourself as you can share is important as then She will know just where you wish to take things and what you need from this. The more details the better. She may reply asking several questions but that is a good sign and should be answered in a timely manner as well. Fantasies are welcome, but one liners are preferred. If She wants to go into it further She will ask you to write more later.
   • Deception in a letter can be smelled a mile away by a good Mistress and therefore if you attempt that scenario, you won’t get far. Remember, it is easy now a days to trace IP addresses and such and if you have spoken to Her before and She remembers you, then you should be up front and honest with everything. If you have applied to several Domina’s in between visits, it is wise to let Her know that for several reasons: 1) This lifestyle is NOT for those habitual liars, 2) Why were you not accepted or did it not go anywhere (as She can take this information and use it to help you make a match).
   • Check your letter for grammar and spelling. We are not mothers, and prefer to show that you are educated and well learned in all aspects of necessities.
3. History
   • Be clear about weather or not you have served before, and in what capacity (switch, top, bottom)
   • Also indicate your sexuality, knowing that a slave is open to a bi-sexual experience is not only a good thing to know but it also opens up many additional avenues of play time excursions.
   • Your sexual, mental and physical health is also important. Most Mistresses have no problem playing with those with limitations, but we HAVE TO KNOW about them. If you don’t tell Us, then We might run into problems and not be able to trust you for further interludes.
   • Married, girlfriend, boyfriends? Anyone else important in your life that we need to know about? Reason: If you are marked or otherwise have some type of attack, we need to know about emergency calls/contacts and who might question it if they see cane marks across your backside and weather we can leave them or not…
4. Manners
   • ALWAYS be polite. Anonymity and tone’s are sometimes the two hardest things to get past in this day and age. With email being the number one source of communication now a days, it is crucial that you remain on high alert with where please and thank you’s need to go. Treat Her like you would treat your own mother and like the Lady that she is.
   • Make sure your email’s don’t have anything crude about them. This will get you a long way. Most of Us prefer addressing and dealing with gentleman and not the wanker boy who is just looking to get off.
   • Don’t go into such detail about your fantasies as more into what you intend to do for Her and your service to her. After all, this is about Us… not you.
   • Be prepared to send a picture. Make sure you have a clothed one as well as a possible nude one. I, much prefer the clothed ones and enjoy seeing the eyes of the individual I am talking to. Other Mistresses’ might wish to have other pictures sent, so being prepared is actually a plus.
   • Make sure when answering Her questions you cut and paste the original question and answer it below. Don’t make us hunt for the answers either.
   • If you don’t hear from Her within a week or so, sending a follow up email is encouraged on My end. I am more apt to think that you are even more eager than I had suspected and follow up sooner than later.
5. Closure
   • Remember, W/we ALL change our minds. The best way to do so is to be sure you communicate that to Her and let Her know. You never know when you might regret that decision and want to return to Her feet to beg to service again.

Nearly all Fem Doms/Mistresses’ appreciate a well thought out and well mannered letters of petition and even though these are some guidelines, everyone wants things a little different. So if ever in doubt… ASK! Do it respectfully and you will find it will get you a long way!

For more BDSM or Fetish information, pictures, membership area, videos on demand or just to talk to Lady Velvet Herself, visit Her website at: www.ladyvelvetnoir.com

Well pets, I have been gone for 4 days and have returned safe and sound. A bit sunburned and wind blown from the weathering elements that I was subjected to, but it was an eventful trip to say the least. I am rested now, and even though still a bit wishing I had a vacation to recover from My vacation, I needed to tend to business as it were.

Although I did spend several ours a day wondering weather My ‘pets’ were behaving themselves as they had been instructed? We will see! I have some wonderfully devious idea’s on how to punish, and reward for those that deserve them. But now comes the fun part….!

I want each everyone of you who had directions from Me while I was gone to write Me a report and tell Me what inticing activities, thoughts, fantasies that you had while you were on restriction (or not on restriction). Details! Does your pathetic cock get hard while thinking about writing Me? Do you wish to touch it and please yourself? Don’t you dare deny me the pleasure of hearing you beg, and release!

I expect to hear from ALL of you within the next few days!

Meanwhile, visit My site and see My new membership area… and read the other’s stories that I will be posting soon!

www.ladyvelvetnoir.com

Just for those of you who wish to know, I am taking a trip out of town that will put me out of my element for about a week.  I will be back on Monday of next week!

Until then, feel free to leave Me your great messages and checkout the tour page for the new Members Area off the site at:

www.ladyvelvetnoir/tour/ 

Remember, you can always fine me at www.ladyvelvetnoir.com!

If you are itching for that call and I am not available, try my friends at

• www.ladytorment.com
• www.ladyshellys.com
• www.baycityblues.com